Skip to main content

Kluber-KeuchelCut

At 11:40 daylight central I received, via FedEx, a rare and rustic stone tablet.  The boustrophedon text was difficult to decipher but I am prepared to release a preliminary rough translation:

Kluber-Keuchel rematch
P.S. HotCut
There it is folks.  An eleventh commandment?  I wouldn't go so far.  But if you find yourself in Cleveland tonight at 18:10 central you might do well to buy a ticket and set down to watch a little thing called the HotCut.

Corey Kluber, Cleveland hurler, enters the game with a 0.84 WHIP and 71 strikeouts in 72 1/3 IP.  Dallas Keuchel, pitching for Houston, will toe the rubber sporting a 1.14 WHIP and 48 strikeouts in 63 innings of work.



Comments